Bridget Jones Diary Edge Of Reason

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Bridget Jones's Diary is a 2001 romantic comedy film directed by Sharon Maguire and written by Richard Curtis, Andrew Davies, and Helen Fielding.A co-production of the United Kingdom, United States and France, it is based on Fielding's 1996 novel of the same name, which is a reinterpretation of Jane Austen's 1813 novel Pride and Prejudice. Renee Zellweger is back as everyone's favorite witty heroine in Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. Not that Bridget's counting, but it's been six wonderful weeks, four fabulous days, and seven precious hours with one flawless boyfriend, Mark Darcy (Colin Firth).

Another year,

a brand new diary.

Once again I was summoned,

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kicking and screaming,

to my mother's turkeycurry buffet,

where I've had some of the most

shaming experiences of my life.

Hello, darling.

Lovely to see you.

It was, as usual, crammed full

with some of the most dangerous perverts

in the UK,

disguised as close, personal friends

of my parents.

- Hello, Bridget.

- Hello, Una.

- Oh, no, thanks.

- Love the jumper.

- I prefer what's underneath it.

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- Uncle Geoffrey!

- Hello, gorgeous.

- Hello.

- Hello, darling.

- Hello, Dad. How's it going?

I wish I was dead.

But this year,

there was one crucial difference.

- Nice jumper.

- My mother's tastenever falters.

Never.

You alwayswonder how it's going

to work out at the end of the story.

Maria and Captain Von Trapp,

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,

Mark Darcy and Bridget Jones.

Bridget

I've found my happyending at last.

And nothing in the world can spoil it.

Well, almost nothing.

Bridget Jones,

what the f*** are you doing?

- I, I can't see anywhere soft to land.

- How about on your arse?

Bridget, unless you want to get sacked

at 6,000 feet,

you will be on your way

in exactlythree seconds.

Three, two, one... cue Bridget.

Skydiving:

A dangerous bane to the countryside

and emergency services,

or a safe and exhilarating hobby?

Well... let's see, shall we?

Go. Jump.

For Christ's sakes, go!

- She's out. Unit Two, you got her?

- We see her.

Bridget, open the chute.

Open it.

Free

Open your f***ing parachute!

Pull the thingy or you will diel

Oh.

Honestly,

you forget just one teeny, weeny detail

and everyonetreats you like an idiot.

Nobody does it better

Makes me feel sad for the rest

Nobody does it

Half as good as you

Baby, baby

Darling, you're the best

Baby, you're the best...

Where was I?

Oh, yes... Mark Darcy.

The question is:
What happens

after you walk off into the sunset?

Bridget?

Earth to BridgetSodding Jones.

Bridget, you're on.

You're live.

Well, this is Bridget Jones

for Sit Up Britain,

reporting to you

from a big vat of excrement.

Give me a close-up of the porker.

Who cares about

the odd professional hiccup?

I've been in a functional relationship

Bridget

with an adult male

for six wonderful weeks,

four fabulous days

and sevenprecious hours.

Or to put it another way,

71 ecstatic shags.

He's given up being snooty,

and I've given up smoking.

- Loving you...

- Well, he thinks I have anyway,

which is practically the same thing.

...a dream come true...

Mark Darcy is perfect.

Not a fuckwit, alcoholic, workaholic,

pervert or megalomaniac,

but total sex god

and humanrights lawyer.

He is a miracle, really.

Bridget, will you stop?

Stop staring at me.

Go and find something to do.

Sorry.

La la la la la...

So, as you can see,

the incredibletruth is

the wildernessyears are over.

Bridget Jones is a love pariah no more.

Morning, Bridget. Late again.

Yes. Sorry.

I was in bed with my boyfriend.

He's a humanrights lawyer, you know.

Yes, we know.

I cannotbelieve how fantastic

shagging was last night.

Maybe I'll ring him.

No, no...

Obviously it's important to tell one's

boyfriend how nice he looks naked,

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but I have crucial,

Pulitzer Prizewinningjournalism to do.

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Hello?

It's me. Just wondered how you are.

I'm fine, thanks.

Everything all right with you?

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Fine, though, er...

I've just had a rather graphic

shag flashback.

And you do have

a genuinelygorgeous bottom.

Thank you.

I'm with the Mexican ambassador,

the head of Amnesty International

and the Undersecretary

for Trade and Industry.